Wanna know a really good life hack? IF YOU CAN’T SAY ANYTHING NICE THEN DON’T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL.
Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.
Even cats get rejected sometimes
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
things i would like to do with someone cute:
- take you to my favorite spots in my city
- watch netflix and cuddle with you
- hold your damn hand
- run my hands through your hair while we furiously make out
GO HOME KITTEN, YOU ARE DRUNK.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
oh my god it’s like he started to hover away but his front half’s antigravity didn’t activate
These puns are unavoidable