huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired


serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me


freebiglurch:

luv it when U call me big pasta



rocker310:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

You may proceed


but  f i r e cannot kill a dragon


deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing



omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond



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